"Momma, sometimes at night magic picks me up and carries me out of my room and into your room and puts me into your bed!"
Really? That's why when I got out of the shower the other morning I found this scene stretched out across my side of the bed?
And why are they incapable of sleeping vertically with their heads on the pillow? Is there something on the Y chromosome that requires they stretch out and take up as much of the bed as physically possible?
Because that's kind of how it feels to me.